dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via mannify)

love-roses-and-kittens:

that girl on the right is the scariest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. i think I’m going to have nightmares of her nose face

love-roses-and-kittens:

that girl on the right is the scariest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. i think I’m going to have nightmares of her nose face

(Source: gavinfuckingfree, via unicornbollocks)

quadsiclecar:

BA ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

quadsiclecar:

BA ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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(via ein-cornoleben)

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via bucketvale)

nickshutup:

hi i c ant really breathe typing this but im going to try

this is my cat, karkat

mmy parents told me theyre gettign rid of him tomorrwo because i havent ekpt up with my chores even though i pay for all his expenses mysself and hes one of the onl y comforts i have left

if you live someweher in the phoenix-peoria area andhave a home open for a male cat, declawedd, good wi th other animals and people, pelase let me know

i dodnt know where therye sending him but i dont watn him to edn up in a shelter and i woul d like somewhere wheere i can still maybe visiit him

i would eve n drive across the vall ey for him

plelase i just want my cat to be okay and i want a good homme for him and i would like to not  never se e him again please

help me

(via motherfreakinggrandhighblood)

kaiju-z:

partycrocanthem:

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

Word.

(via motherfreakinggrandhighblood)

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz, via mannify)

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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(via mannify)

8ogo:

trying to catch a legendary pokemon likeimage

(via pvtrichardsimmons)

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

(via imissnepeta)

boysbooksandbandsohmy:

bluescreenofthedead:

faceboored:

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life

(Source: facebored, via mander-charmander)