crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

(Source: georgemallory, via chameowile-tea)

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via prospitiandreamerrosie)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

(Source: seawolph, via andro-genes)

sternentreue:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS! LOOK AT HIM!!!

sternentreue:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS! LOOK AT HIM!!!

(via andro-genes)

five-years-gone:

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

Hahahahhaha perfect

five-years-gone:

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

Hahahahhaha perfect

(via anonymous-four-year-old)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: humortrain, via andro-genes)

fandom-revolution:

tumblr’s reaction to pluto being voted a planet

(Source: he-is-your-glass-of-tea, via gustavoraulspooprola)

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via gay-propaganda)

cidershark:

alfred, that is not what the red telephone is for

(via gay-propaganda)

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via gay-propaganda)